ɪ ᴛ ᴇ ʀ ᴜ ᴍ: ɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ

[ A woman appears on camera, sunglasses on top of her head, hair down and styled in a wavy style today. ]

For those of you know do know me — I'm so sorry. [ HAH. Self deprecating joke. ] For those of you who don't — hi I'm Lorna Dane, mutant who can manipulate magnetism, also PhD in geophysics. And yes, the hair is naturally green.

[ A short pause. ]

Anyway, I don't know how much we might be able to find out, but I just wanna see if anyone's interested in doing science with me? I want to learn how this place's geophysical traits might differ from what is familiar to me and maybe some others who have a different baseline of 'normal' for that kinda shit than I do.

Sooo ... hit me up, I guess.